She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he fucked my hip out of place.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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