I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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