so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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