he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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