i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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