party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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