i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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