at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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