okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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