Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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