I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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