We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm getting married
To pizza
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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