Non-Jews are for practice
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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