Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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