we made out on top of his cat.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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