I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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