you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i will never coherently bang her
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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