I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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