P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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