Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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