$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
