Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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