I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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