Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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