how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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