Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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