My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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