Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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