Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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