You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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