is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Ketchup is God's man juice
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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