ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm bleeding and have questions
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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