Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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