Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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