Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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