I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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