While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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