does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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