What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
tell me about the fingering
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