Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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