i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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