White coat. Heels.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested