OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag