I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I need moral support for this bender
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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