Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Randomize