I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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