Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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