the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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