i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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