You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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