yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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