You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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